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EST. 2010 · STILL HOLDING · NEVER SOLD

89 Years Old.
Bought at $0.01.
Never sold.

~ still holding, kids ~
Grandpa bought 100,000 Bitcoins at $0.01 in 2010. He put them in a Ledger, drank his coffee, and never checked the price. Not through Mt. Gox. Not through the China ban. Not through FTX. Not through anything. Kids, learn from Grandpa.
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89
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STRONG Grandpa Hodl ◆ Portrait of the Original Hodler, Anno MMX ◆
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◆ Certificate of Ownership · SPL Solana ◆

The Family Heirloom

"For future generations. Do not sell. Ever." — Grandpa, MMXXVI
Contract Address · Bearer of this token holds Grandpa's blessing
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— GrandpaNotarized · The Cottage · MMXXVI
Grandpa's Portfolio · Live

Still Holding, Still Winning

Price
—USD
Market Cap
—Family Bag
24h Change
—Direction
Volume 24h
—Trading
Grandpa's Wisdom · Volume I

The Six Commandments

Handed down from Grandpa. Written in fountain pen. Sealed with wax. Effective forever.

The Grandpa Doctrine

"When I bought at a penny, they said I was crazy. When I held through Mt. Gox, they said I was foolish. When I refused to sell at $69,000, they said I was rich. I say: I just liked the coin."
  1. Thou shalt never sell. Not for a Lambo. Not for a house. Not for a wife. Especially not for a wife.
  2. Thou shalt never check the price more than once a season. Grandpa checks on Christmas. That is enough.
  3. Thou shalt write the seed phrase on metal, not paper. Grandpa uses a steel plate. It has survived three grandchildren.
  4. Thou shalt not tell thy wife. Grandpa's wife thinks the Ledger is a vitamin dispenser. Peace at home.
  5. Thou shalt teach only worthy grandchildren. If they ask "when moon" — they are not ready.
  6. Long live the coin. Long live the family. Long live the ones who hold forever.
— Grandpa, aged 89Sealed at The Cottage · MMXXVI
The Legend of Grandpa · A Chronicle

He Held Through Everything

Documented events Grandpa held through without checking the price once.
MMX · The Beginning

Grandpa buys 100,000 Bitcoins

March 2010. Grandpa reads a strange post on a forum. Sends $100. Receives 100,000 BTC. Writes the seed on a napkin. Puts the napkin in a drawer. Forgets about it.

"That was a good week, dear."
MMXIII · Mt. Gox Vanishes

The first exchange collapses

Mt. Gox loses 850,000 BTC. Twitter panics. Grandpa is in the garden, tending tomatoes. Doesn't check the price.

"My coins are in the drawer."
MMXVII · Bull Run

Bitcoin hits $20,000

The internet screams "we are all rich." Grandpa is baking cookies. His grandson calls him. Grandpa is unaware.

"Do you want raisin or chocolate chip?"
MMXXI · China Bans Crypto

The market panics

Every exchange dumps. Reddit is on fire. Grandpa is fishing at the lake. Catches a trout. Excellent day.

"The lake is calm today."
MMXXII · FTX Implodes

The industry burns

SBF gets arrested. Retail loses billions. Grandpa is teaching his grandson how to whittle wood. The wood is good today.

"Never trust a man in shorts, Timmy."
MMXXVI · Still Holding

Grandpa is still hodling

Bitcoin is $250,000. Grandpa is 89. The Ledger sits in the drawer, undisturbed. He still hasn't checked the price. He believes in the coin. The coin believes in him.

"When I die, ask my grandson."
Family Album · Selected Photographs

Grandpa Through the Years

Rare photographs from the family album. Handle with the care they deserve.
◆ The Letter, MMX — "You are now the owner of 100,000 Bitcoins"
◆ The Ledger, MMXXVI
◆ Grandpa's Living Room — The Mantel of Milestones
The Four Steps · Grandpa Approves

How to Hold Like Grandpa

Four steps. Do them properly, kids. Grandpa is watching.
I.

Get a Wallet

Install Phantom. Or Solflare. Or Backpack. Save the seed on paper. Grandpa uses steel, but paper works.

II.

Load SOL

Buy some SOL from an exchange. Send it to your wallet. Grandpa suggests keeping some for gas, dear.

III.

Copy the CA

Copy the certificate above. Paste it into PumpSwap or Jupiter. Read it twice, kids.

IV.

Never Sell

Confirm the swap. Close the browser. Go outside. Touch grass. Grandpa is proud of you.

The Market · Live From The Cottage

Grandpa Doesn't Check

But we know you will. That's alright, dear.